Joke of the day:

Two good old boys, Bubba and Junior have been promoted from
Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk
and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior, there's the NCO Club. Let's you
and me stop in and have a drank."

"But we's privates," protests Junior.

"We's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside. "Now,
Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank."

"But, we's privates," says Junior.

"You blind, boy?" asks Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's
Sergeants now."

So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up
to Bubba.

"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you some place
and make you feel good but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go
look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's
okay, give me the okay sign."

Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big
okay sign.

Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a
terrible case of gonorrhea. "Junior," he says, "What you give
me the okay for?"

"Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects
the privates." Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But
we's Sergeants now."

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